Saturday, February 16, 2008

Humorous Joke - English Grammer

Try the word "only" at every position in this sentence:

"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"


"ONLY, I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"


"I, ONLY ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"


"I ASKED ONLY HER TO MARRY ME"


"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ONLY ME"


"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME ,ONLY"

1 comment:

Santhosh said...

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"

She yells, "Whose Jimmy Poole?"

This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Jimmy Poole."

"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!"

The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."