We live in a stressful world! From the time you go out from your house to the time you arrive in your office, it is certain that you will encounter at least one incident that would stress you out. Remember - this is just in the morning. Can you imagine how much stress you would end up getting the whole day? What about in the course of a whole month or even an entire year? What can you do about it? Here's one very easy and free remedy - Laugh!
To laugh is the best you can do when you are stressed out - but how can you do it when you seem to lose your sense of humor in this stressful fast paced way of life? Well, why not hit your keyboard and try to look for funny stuff and funny videos from Funny-Stuff.net! At least that is one stress antidote technology has in this stressful world! Try it. It's just a portion of your time to change the way you live your life! Learn to laugh once in a while!
What benefits can laughter really give? Many researchers say that there are indeed many benefits one can get from laughter. Even just by looking at funny videos or checking out funny stuff, one can benefit a lot from it. Have you ever experienced being nagged by your boss or even by your wife? You can't even smile at all. But after seeing funny videos or seeing funny stuffs, you start laughing and for a moment, you forget the words your boss or your wife told you. It feels great that a moment of laughter can actually erase bad thoughts. Accordingly, stress causes the body to produce lesser oxygen and only laughter has the power to divert the body from producing a lesser one to producing more at a very short period of time, much faster than any medicine can. And besides that, laughter's free! Many surveys show that high blood pressure, hypertension, heart ailments cover 45 % of the diseases in the world and these ailments are affected by stress. Surveys also show that those who are free of these ailments are those who can be considered as happy persons, living a stress free life. It's your choice. You live your own life, after all, then why make it difficult, right? Remember that laughter is the best medicine! Everybody has it; you just have to use it! All you need is something that would trigger it!
Life is simple. Don't make your life complicated! Live it the easy and comfortable way. No need to spend time and money to go to cinemas to relax and make yourself stress free. No need to take those hassle filled activities. Funny-stuff.net has all the tools you need to make you laugh! Check out the funny videos Funny-Stuff.net has. See the funny stuffs Funny-Stuff.net has! Fill your day with laughter! Sit down, relax and let the funny videos and funny stuffs at Funny-Stuff.net make you laugh! Be amused and be tickled. Funny-Stuff.net offers nothing but 100% fun and laughter - guaranteed!
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Humorous Joke - Cup Holder
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.
How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.
How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!"
Humorous Joke - English Grammer
Try the word "only" at every position in this sentence:
"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"
"ONLY, I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"
"I, ONLY ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"
"I ASKED ONLY HER TO MARRY ME"
"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ONLY ME"
"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME ,ONLY"
"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"
"ONLY, I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"
"I, ONLY ASKED HER TO MARRY ME"
"I ASKED ONLY HER TO MARRY ME"
"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ONLY ME"
"I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME ,ONLY"
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Discussion About Photoshop Usage in Industry
Photoshop:
Photoshop is one of the most beautiful and wonderful tool in Web Designing and Graphics Industry. The photoshop has plenty of tools for usage. whatever effects we need for a picture or text we can do . But we should have some grasping knowledge for leaning quickly about the process and work out the effects fast in the right manner.
This Photoshop tool is strongly Used by Website Designers and Graphic Design Engineers.
Website Designers mainly need this photoshop tool for making different types of image effects for publishing in their site with different types color selection and placing the text in the right positions.
Major tools used for web designing process are Layers, Crop tool, Drop Shadow Tool , Slice Tool, Eraser Tool, Blur Tool, Horizontal Type Tool, Path Selection Tool, Color Picker and Shapes ,Gradient Tool.
Color Picker - plays the major role in photoshop tool . One of the most main work in web page is choosing right color. Colors to be chosen for Background of web page , Text Colors, Headings Color, Links Color. If we split for any division for particular portion in our web page for example: New and Events (Div) this div should be shown in different color of background and text for different identify of content.
Graphic Design Engineers use this tools for custom designs . They makes images with multi-dimension effects so they need almost all the tools in the photoshop tool list.
major photoshop tools are use by this field .
More website are publishing photoshop work effects which are done by done people with their names. Each and every part of that particular effect has been explained by image representation . so viewer can easily understand and partice the effects by reading itself .
practicing these effects while reading itself will be added advantage for learners.
Photoshop is one of the most beautiful and wonderful tool in Web Designing and Graphics Industry. The photoshop has plenty of tools for usage. whatever effects we need for a picture or text we can do . But we should have some grasping knowledge for leaning quickly about the process and work out the effects fast in the right manner.
This Photoshop tool is strongly Used by Website Designers and Graphic Design Engineers.
Website Designers mainly need this photoshop tool for making different types of image effects for publishing in their site with different types color selection and placing the text in the right positions.
Major tools used for web designing process are Layers, Crop tool, Drop Shadow Tool , Slice Tool, Eraser Tool, Blur Tool, Horizontal Type Tool, Path Selection Tool, Color Picker and Shapes ,Gradient Tool.
Color Picker - plays the major role in photoshop tool . One of the most main work in web page is choosing right color. Colors to be chosen for Background of web page , Text Colors, Headings Color, Links Color. If we split for any division for particular portion in our web page for example: New and Events (Div) this div should be shown in different color of background and text for different identify of content.
Graphic Design Engineers use this tools for custom designs . They makes images with multi-dimension effects so they need almost all the tools in the photoshop tool list.
major photoshop tools are use by this field .
More website are publishing photoshop work effects which are done by done people with their names. Each and every part of that particular effect has been explained by image representation . so viewer can easily understand and partice the effects by reading itself .
practicing these effects while reading itself will be added advantage for learners.
Humorous jokes - A letter to Ex-Girl Friend
X - Fill any Name of the girl.
Dear X,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected
a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or
girl friend.
X … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love,
from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love
letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way
is
not so easy nowadays X , and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my
lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I
don't
have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing X, I have given you one cute
photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute &
handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching
a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.
The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs.
Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand
Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if
you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value
of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy
friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
Dear X,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected
a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or
girl friend.
X … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love,
from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love
letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way
is
not so easy nowadays X , and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my
lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I
don't
have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing X, I have given you one cute
photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute &
handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching
a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.
The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs.
Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand
Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if
you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value
of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy
friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Meaning of FRIEND
F - forgets the stupid stuff you have done
R - remembers even your minor triumphs
I - identifies with your neuroses
E - endures your wining
N - Never says i told you so
D - dreams big dreams for you
Friendship is one of the most beautiful thing in the world .
The human being who can live without money .
But without friend human being will be struggle to live .
R - remembers even your minor triumphs
I - identifies with your neuroses
E - endures your wining
N - Never says i told you so
D - dreams big dreams for you
Friendship is one of the most beautiful thing in the world .
The human being who can live without money .
But without friend human being will be struggle to live .
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Humorous Moral Story
There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy).
Vishy goes out fishing each morning,
casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it.
On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him.
So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing,
so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack.
This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now,
when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill,
the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river.
Vishy did just the same.
He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible,
as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible.....
Now with just one stone remaining,
the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn!
The stone was a diamond!!!!
That's when he realized that all those pebbles
he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!
End of Story!
Moral is ...
Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
Vishy goes out fishing each morning,
casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it.
On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him.
So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing,
so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack.
This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now,
when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill,
the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river.
Vishy did just the same.
He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible,
as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible.....
Now with just one stone remaining,
the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn!
The stone was a diamond!!!!
That's when he realized that all those pebbles
he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!
End of Story!
Moral is ...
Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
Humorous Content - 13 Things about You
1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way.
2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they
don't like you.
3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to
sleep.
4. You mean the world to someone.
5. Without you , someone may not be living.
6. You are special and unique, in your own way.
7. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes
from it.
9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a
look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,
you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,
you probably sooner or later will get it.
11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the
rude remarks.
12. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel
much better when t! hey know.
13. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know
that they are great. If you choose, send this letter to as
many people as you care about, you'll brighten up someone's
day, and might change their perspective on life, for the better!
2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they
don't like you.
3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to
sleep.
4. You mean the world to someone.
5. Without you , someone may not be living.
6. You are special and unique, in your own way.
7. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes
from it.
9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a
look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,
you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,
you probably sooner or later will get it.
11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the
rude remarks.
12. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel
much better when t! hey know.
13. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know
that they are great. If you choose, send this letter to as
many people as you care about, you'll brighten up someone's
day, and might change their perspective on life, for the better!
Humorous joke - A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
Y - Fill Girl Name
Z - Fill Boy Name
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Y,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love , Z
****************************************************************************
Y's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Z ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple . Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
Z - Fill Boy Name
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Y,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love , Z
****************************************************************************
Y's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Z ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple . Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
Web Design Tips
Web designing tips :
After finishing your HTML pages you can check the page has perfectly coded or not.
To check the code w3 organizations provides HTML File Validation.
Using this validation we can know what are the major mistakes done by us .
If we are followed correct procedure then will get two images of W3 organization Certificate Image .
so this code can be used in our web page .
when user / client visits our page he will be very much confident to visit this page .
to clarify your HTML script is Validate or not
Use the below link
http://validator.w3.org/
In this link we can upload our file locally and check.
Make your HTML files certified.
After finishing your HTML pages you can check the page has perfectly coded or not.
To check the code w3 organizations provides HTML File Validation.
Using this validation we can know what are the major mistakes done by us .
If we are followed correct procedure then will get two images of W3 organization Certificate Image .
so this code can be used in our web page .
when user / client visits our page he will be very much confident to visit this page .
to clarify your HTML script is Validate or not
Use the below link
http://validator.w3.org/
In this link we can upload our file locally and check.
Make your HTML files certified.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Injury Prevention and Anticipatory Guidance
The basic necessities of life are clothing, food and shelter. Food is a major component for survival – be it man or animals. It is necessary that we eat a healthy and balanced diet to lead a healthy life style. People across the globe have different eating habits. Eating habits depend on resources available and tradition of a region. The food habits of the Chinese vary from that of the Indians though we belong to a common continent. There is a staple diet that has been followed meticulously since generations in
It is a developing world today and its a general tendency of people to get easily acquainted with luxury and laziness. This is where the concept of fast food restaurants figures. In a country like
Where is it all leading to? Fast food restaurants which have spread like an epidemic is creating epidemics like obesity and related problems. There are a handful of people who have the correct body mass index. The result – clinics which will help you reduce ten kilograms in ten days for only five thousand rupees. It is an awesome business which will never run out of customers. Fast food has become fashion of the day.
Fast food restaurants and our eating habits
The basic necessities of life are clothing, food and shelter. Food is a major component for survival – be it man or animals. It is necessary that we eat a healthy and balanced diet to lead a healthy life style. People across the globe have different eating habits. Eating habits depend on resources available and tradition of a region. The food habits of the Chinese vary from that of the Indians though we belong to a common continent. There is a staple diet that has been followed meticulously since generations in
It is a developing world today and its a general tendency of people to get easily acquainted with luxury and laziness. This is where the concept of fast food restaurants figures. In a country like
Where is it all leading to? Fast food restaurants which have spread like an epidemic is creating epidemics like obesity and related problems. There are a handful of people who have the correct body mass index. The result – clinics which will help you reduce ten kilograms in ten days for only five thousand rupees. It is an awesome business which will never run out of customers. Fast food has become fashion of the day.
Technology Booms
what do you think about technology boom . Lots and lots of development are happening in this industry . The web industry is highly improving a lot day by day . Lot of concepts are embedded in websites. Each and every users try to publish their website very effective. Post your comments about latest technologies you know . lets discuss about that technology .
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